what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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