How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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