He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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