We're like a lot better than the average bears
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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