fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Bring me that man meat
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
