in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
a search helicopter?!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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