then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
