69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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