Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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