She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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