Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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