When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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