walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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