He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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