Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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