i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
wow bdsm is so cute
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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