just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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