the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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