Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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