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(586): View more from Michigan

In the future we'll all be gay

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(440): View more from Ohio

eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

(1-440): View more from Ohio

just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks

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(805): View more from California

they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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(909): View more from California

that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though

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(607): View more from New York

The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis

(317): View more from Indiana

preferably one with a six figure job and a boat

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