Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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