just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
