party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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