I think im going to throw up on grandma
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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