Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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