I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
