if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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