there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
