fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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