what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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