i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I intend to get homeless drunk
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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