Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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