i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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