I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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