apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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