With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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