I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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