What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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