have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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