Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
