Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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