pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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