I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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