So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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