Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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