i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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