That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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