...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
