worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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