I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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