question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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