Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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