laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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