I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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