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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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