that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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