do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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