Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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