is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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