Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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